Paris Hilton Banned from the Oscars

Paris Hilton spent a lot of money on a dress she was going to wear at the Oscars, but she just found out she is not invited, and won’t be allowed inside. A source said:

"She cried hot, salty tears when she was banned from the Oscars. She’s desperate to be taken seriously as an actress and hoped she would be able to network with film executives. She’s tempted to go to the parties afterwards but might wear her trademark wig to save her dignity."

Dignity won’t be allowed into the Oscars either.